Q&A From My Azure Webinar With Scott Klein
Recently (OK, on July 23rd, 2014 to be exact) I co-presented a webinar with Scott Klein (blog | @SQLScott) titled “Know Before You Go: SQL Server on Microsoft Azure Virtual Machines“. It was a repeat...
View ArticleHOW TO: Find Currently Running Long SQL Agent Jobs
A while ago I had posted a script to help find jobs that were currently running longer than expected. Since I’ve been sharing some scripts recently, I decided to verify that this script still works for...
View ArticleThe Real SQL Server 2014 Power Feature (It May Not Be Hekaton)
Just a quick post today to tell you about a webinar I am doing on the 27th of August, 2014. The title is “The Real SQL Server 2014 Power Feature (It May Not Be Hekaton)”, and it is me talking about the...
View ArticleData Is The New Oil
Does the weather affect your sales, either by location or by season? Maybe it does, maybe not. The only way to know for certain is to collect the data. But collecting such data may prove to be more...
View ArticleWhy I Fell in Love with Adam Spencer
Because Adam Spencer (web | @adambspencer) is a math geek, that’s why. You don’t have to just take my word for it though. Check out the TED talk he gave in February of 2013....
View ArticleJunk Science
“Baby, you believe what you want to believe.” – Tom Petty This past weekend there was a report that the mysterious case of Jack the Ripper had been solved. Not by Scotland Yard, or INTERPOL, or even...
View ArticleSQL Server on vSphere Workshop at VMware
This past week I was fortunate enough to have been selected to take part in an elite SQL Server on vSphere workshop at VMware headquarters in Palo Alto, CA. It was, without a doubt, the finest training...
View ArticleISNULL (Title, “NULL is an UNKNOWN, Not Empty!”)
It’s no secret that I hate NULL values. Well, to be clear, I hate working with NULL values. I’ve written before about why I dislike NULLs. I’ve even had public debates (which I won) about the topic....
View ArticleHas Your Data Gone Rogue?
Rogue data is data that is either maintained outside of, or has simply left, the control and security measures used by your company. I have yet to meet any data professional that is comfortable with...
View ArticleSomeday and the Happy Secret To Better Work
Recently I came across a TED talk by Shawn Achor titled “The Happy Secret to Better Work” and it reminded me of a talk I gave almost three years ago. Perhaps you’ve heard me mention “Someday” to you...
View ArticleLessons Learned After 1,000 Posts
I just happened to notice that this is my 1,000 published post, so I thought it was worth my spending some time reflecting on things a bit. Here is the first official post, back from when I was on...
View ArticleAn incompatible SQL Server version was detected
I’m not what you would call an “early adopter” by any means, but I do try to work with the latest versions of software whenever possible. A few months ago I finally got around to taking Visual Studio...
View ArticleDo You Make These 5 Database Design Mistakes? [SLIDESHOW]
A while back I wrote a post on the five database design mistakes you don’t want to make. I always meant to build slides for the post but never seemed to have the time. I finally found a few odd moments...
View ArticleWhat I’m Bringing To PASS Summit 2014
Tomorrow I fly West to Seattle, heading to the Microsoft MVP Summit for Sunday and Monday followed by the PASS Summit on Tuesday through Friday. I usually try to write some type of Summit preview post...
View ArticleThe Five DBA Food Groups
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving here in the USA. It’s a day where we are supposed to be thankful for what we have been given and instead we mostly use it as an excuse to eat obscene amounts of food, watch 10...
View ArticleInternet of Things: The Data is Coming From Inside the House
It’s the classic twist in horror stories from 40 (or more) years ago, back in a time when most homes only had one phone line and the idea of calling your own home was something reserved only for...
View ArticleDoing it Wrong: Database Mirroring
Just a quick post for some Friday fun. If you want to know how to do database mirroring right, start with this MSDN link: http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms189852.aspx And if you are thinking...
View ArticleSeven Tips For Solving the Accidental DBA Problem
No one sets out to become a DBA. Nobody. Well, there was that one kid who wanted to be our summer intern, but I’m fairly certain he was just saying that to get a job at the time. Truth be told, I did...
View ArticleHOW TO: Connect To A Windows Azure VM Using SQL Server Management Studio
In 2013, right before I was helping to deliver a precon seminar at TechEd on Windows Azure SQL Database, Microsoft made available the ability for customers to use virtual machines running in Windows...
View ArticleChoosing The Cloud Solution Provider That’s Right For You
It’s hard to talk architecture these days without a mention of the Cloud finding it’s way into the conversation. Everyone wants to know “is the Cloud right for me?” Unfortunately a lot of people have...
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